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A bad pun short story


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I'm looking for a feghoot or shaggy dog story, either by Isaac Asimov or in an collection edited by Asimov, about the poor dependability of inter-dimensional mail.



The story ends with a guy having a "stumpy, sulfur trussed antelope" in front of him, while a "stomped 'sylph' addressed cantaloupe" is on his desk when he is supposed to have received a "stamped self addressed envelope".










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    I read this 20 years ago but don't remember it anymore. Would love to see an answer tho

    – Broklynite
    Jan 29 '16 at 21:20






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    You'd think this would be easy to Google ...

    – John Rennie
    Feb 1 '16 at 12:01






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    That's what I and two friends thought too - over 1 year ago - still can't find anything.

    – user60199
    Feb 1 '16 at 14:09






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    Gotta be Asimov. He loved puns.

    – Cascabel
    Feb 24 '16 at 3:25











  • Could it have been a Feghoot?

    – Ross Presser
    Mar 3 '16 at 4:56


















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I'm looking for a feghoot or shaggy dog story, either by Isaac Asimov or in an collection edited by Asimov, about the poor dependability of inter-dimensional mail.



The story ends with a guy having a "stumpy, sulfur trussed antelope" in front of him, while a "stomped 'sylph' addressed cantaloupe" is on his desk when he is supposed to have received a "stamped self addressed envelope".










share|improve this question
















bumped to the homepage by Community 19 mins ago


This question has answers that may be good or bad; the system has marked it active so that they can be reviewed.











  • 2





    I read this 20 years ago but don't remember it anymore. Would love to see an answer tho

    – Broklynite
    Jan 29 '16 at 21:20






  • 1





    You'd think this would be easy to Google ...

    – John Rennie
    Feb 1 '16 at 12:01






  • 1





    That's what I and two friends thought too - over 1 year ago - still can't find anything.

    – user60199
    Feb 1 '16 at 14:09






  • 3





    Gotta be Asimov. He loved puns.

    – Cascabel
    Feb 24 '16 at 3:25











  • Could it have been a Feghoot?

    – Ross Presser
    Mar 3 '16 at 4:56














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I'm looking for a feghoot or shaggy dog story, either by Isaac Asimov or in an collection edited by Asimov, about the poor dependability of inter-dimensional mail.



The story ends with a guy having a "stumpy, sulfur trussed antelope" in front of him, while a "stomped 'sylph' addressed cantaloupe" is on his desk when he is supposed to have received a "stamped self addressed envelope".










share|improve this question
















I'm looking for a feghoot or shaggy dog story, either by Isaac Asimov or in an collection edited by Asimov, about the poor dependability of inter-dimensional mail.



The story ends with a guy having a "stumpy, sulfur trussed antelope" in front of him, while a "stomped 'sylph' addressed cantaloupe" is on his desk when he is supposed to have received a "stamped self addressed envelope".







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  • 2





    I read this 20 years ago but don't remember it anymore. Would love to see an answer tho

    – Broklynite
    Jan 29 '16 at 21:20






  • 1





    You'd think this would be easy to Google ...

    – John Rennie
    Feb 1 '16 at 12:01






  • 1





    That's what I and two friends thought too - over 1 year ago - still can't find anything.

    – user60199
    Feb 1 '16 at 14:09






  • 3





    Gotta be Asimov. He loved puns.

    – Cascabel
    Feb 24 '16 at 3:25











  • Could it have been a Feghoot?

    – Ross Presser
    Mar 3 '16 at 4:56














  • 2





    I read this 20 years ago but don't remember it anymore. Would love to see an answer tho

    – Broklynite
    Jan 29 '16 at 21:20






  • 1





    You'd think this would be easy to Google ...

    – John Rennie
    Feb 1 '16 at 12:01






  • 1





    That's what I and two friends thought too - over 1 year ago - still can't find anything.

    – user60199
    Feb 1 '16 at 14:09






  • 3





    Gotta be Asimov. He loved puns.

    – Cascabel
    Feb 24 '16 at 3:25











  • Could it have been a Feghoot?

    – Ross Presser
    Mar 3 '16 at 4:56








2




2





I read this 20 years ago but don't remember it anymore. Would love to see an answer tho

– Broklynite
Jan 29 '16 at 21:20





I read this 20 years ago but don't remember it anymore. Would love to see an answer tho

– Broklynite
Jan 29 '16 at 21:20




1




1





You'd think this would be easy to Google ...

– John Rennie
Feb 1 '16 at 12:01





You'd think this would be easy to Google ...

– John Rennie
Feb 1 '16 at 12:01




1




1





That's what I and two friends thought too - over 1 year ago - still can't find anything.

– user60199
Feb 1 '16 at 14:09





That's what I and two friends thought too - over 1 year ago - still can't find anything.

– user60199
Feb 1 '16 at 14:09




3




3





Gotta be Asimov. He loved puns.

– Cascabel
Feb 24 '16 at 3:25





Gotta be Asimov. He loved puns.

– Cascabel
Feb 24 '16 at 3:25













Could it have been a Feghoot?

– Ross Presser
Mar 3 '16 at 4:56





Could it have been a Feghoot?

– Ross Presser
Mar 3 '16 at 4:56










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I think it is in Asimov Laughs Again, right by "Death of a Foy." I have a copy, let me check. update still looking for my copy, it seems to be misplaced.
Update 2: I did find my copy of Asimov Laughs Again; sadly that particular story isn't in it as far as I can tell.






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  • Very nice, if true. This is a difficult question, even though it seems easy.

    – Adamant
    Aug 28 '16 at 6:35











  • You should check first and then post an answer.

    – Ubik
    Aug 28 '16 at 22:45











  • I apologize; I won't do it again.

    – Kirsten Showers
    Aug 29 '16 at 19:08












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I think it is in Asimov Laughs Again, right by "Death of a Foy." I have a copy, let me check. update still looking for my copy, it seems to be misplaced.
Update 2: I did find my copy of Asimov Laughs Again; sadly that particular story isn't in it as far as I can tell.






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  • Very nice, if true. This is a difficult question, even though it seems easy.

    – Adamant
    Aug 28 '16 at 6:35











  • You should check first and then post an answer.

    – Ubik
    Aug 28 '16 at 22:45











  • I apologize; I won't do it again.

    – Kirsten Showers
    Aug 29 '16 at 19:08
















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I think it is in Asimov Laughs Again, right by "Death of a Foy." I have a copy, let me check. update still looking for my copy, it seems to be misplaced.
Update 2: I did find my copy of Asimov Laughs Again; sadly that particular story isn't in it as far as I can tell.






share|improve this answer


























  • Very nice, if true. This is a difficult question, even though it seems easy.

    – Adamant
    Aug 28 '16 at 6:35











  • You should check first and then post an answer.

    – Ubik
    Aug 28 '16 at 22:45











  • I apologize; I won't do it again.

    – Kirsten Showers
    Aug 29 '16 at 19:08














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I think it is in Asimov Laughs Again, right by "Death of a Foy." I have a copy, let me check. update still looking for my copy, it seems to be misplaced.
Update 2: I did find my copy of Asimov Laughs Again; sadly that particular story isn't in it as far as I can tell.






share|improve this answer















I think it is in Asimov Laughs Again, right by "Death of a Foy." I have a copy, let me check. update still looking for my copy, it seems to be misplaced.
Update 2: I did find my copy of Asimov Laughs Again; sadly that particular story isn't in it as far as I can tell.







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  • Very nice, if true. This is a difficult question, even though it seems easy.

    – Adamant
    Aug 28 '16 at 6:35











  • You should check first and then post an answer.

    – Ubik
    Aug 28 '16 at 22:45











  • I apologize; I won't do it again.

    – Kirsten Showers
    Aug 29 '16 at 19:08



















  • Very nice, if true. This is a difficult question, even though it seems easy.

    – Adamant
    Aug 28 '16 at 6:35











  • You should check first and then post an answer.

    – Ubik
    Aug 28 '16 at 22:45











  • I apologize; I won't do it again.

    – Kirsten Showers
    Aug 29 '16 at 19:08

















Very nice, if true. This is a difficult question, even though it seems easy.

– Adamant
Aug 28 '16 at 6:35





Very nice, if true. This is a difficult question, even though it seems easy.

– Adamant
Aug 28 '16 at 6:35













You should check first and then post an answer.

– Ubik
Aug 28 '16 at 22:45





You should check first and then post an answer.

– Ubik
Aug 28 '16 at 22:45













I apologize; I won't do it again.

– Kirsten Showers
Aug 29 '16 at 19:08





I apologize; I won't do it again.

– Kirsten Showers
Aug 29 '16 at 19:08


















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